February 12, 2007

Notes from Weekend

by Dan Bilicki In: Uncategorized

Arenas stumped

Agent Zero may have guaranteed too much when he promised to drop large amounts of points on the coaches who cut him from Team U.S.A. Playing against a mediocre Portland club, Arenas on managed 9 points on 3 for 15 shooting. Apparently Gil has finally written a check that his skills couldn’t cash. Maybe next time he’ll keep his guarantees accomplishable.

Bitch, you got knocked the F*** Out!

Somebody should remind Kris Newbury of the Toronto Maple Leafs that if you’re going to get in a fight, you should try to avoid blocking punches with your face. He was just lucky that he went down when he did during Ronald Petrovicky’s mauling of him. Maybe next time he should try taking on an easier opponent, like maybe an infant; or maybe he should he try the Carmelo Anthony approach of sucker-punching then taking off in the opposite direction as quickly as possible.

The only thing missing from the turn of events is Petrovicky being interviewed after the fight and coldly proclaiming “If he dies, he dies.”

Who said there are no big hits in the Pro Bowl?

Poor Brian Moorman, the all-pro punter of the Buffalo Bills, was absolutely jacked-up by the Redskins’ Sean Taylor. Moorman seriously should’ve thought twice about running a fake punt towards a guy who has was once charged for aggravated assault. I’ve got to admit that Moorman showed some guts by getting up immediately and congratulating Taylor on the hit. He’s a class act all the way.

The video’s here:

Also, sadly, my beloved blue-shirts couldn’t overcome the AFC and lost on a last-second field goal. The best story-line of the game, in my opinion, is that now Tiki Barber is out of my life; well, that is until he pops on some sort of TV-talk show in the near future. Then I can hate him for being an annoying announcer instead of an annoying running back on my rival’s team.

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