August 30, 2008

Huge loss for Cincy

by Dan Bilicki In: Basketball, Football

I was going to write a quick post about how Manu Ginobili needs surgery and how playing in the Olympics on an ailing ankle might not have been the greatest idea. I was going to comment on Monta Ellis ruining his ankle and in the process, the Warriors season before training camps even tipped off. But, since it’s NFL season, I figured it’s best to comment on the huge loss that the Bengals sustained.
Chad Johnson won’t be suiting up for the Cincinnati Bengals this season. That’s right, I hope you didn’t draft him in your fantasy league because the only Johnson you’ll be seeing on Cincinnati will be Rudi in the backfield. On the bright side, at least they landed a new wide out of equal calibre — C. Cinco.
To clarify, being the idiot/attention hog/diva that he is, Chad Johnson has official changed his name from Chad Javon Johnson to Chad Javon Ocho Cinco. I’m speechless at how dumb of an idea this is. Chad Ocho Cinco nee Johnson may go down as one of the stupidest people in the history of sports bar none.

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